professorclitlick

posted 1 year ago via bigtiddymothgirl-deactivated201 (© greennotca) with 121,333 notes

breastforce:

wikilifeadvice:
limit pasta consumption
blocked

posted 1 year ago via rhxaea with 278,734 notes

neymarsfantasies:

Me: I want to travel
Bank account: you can afford to walk downstairs

posted 1 year ago via rhxaea with 165,579 notes

posted 1 year ago via stillvess (© animatedtext) with 11,319 notes

posted 1 year ago via churchofdick (© hourlymemes) with 316,422 notes

posted 1 year ago via galaxinity (© o-ffing) with 96,582 notes

ironicallyxspiders:

adult life might be full of pain and suffering but at least we dont have to do PE anymore

posted 2 years ago via roguerun (© dont-fuck-me-gil) with 300,638 notes

me, using a ouija board: A... L... I... V... E...
friend: alive? ALIVE?? is it saying it's alive????
me: idk i'll keep going
me: S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N... A.. L.. I.. V.. E..
friend:
me: shit this is a Bee Gee board

posted 2 years ago via moriarty-pizza-party-deactivate (© wakeupontheprongssideofthebed) with 210,749 notes

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posted 2 years ago via jameslovestitlefight (© omweekend) with 23,850 notes

fatdryad:

evelynnesbit:
masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.
me @ dinner parties